I Have a Dream Today

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our planet.
A decade ago, a great Democratic Browser in whose symbolic shadow the Internet stands today, was publically released. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Internet users who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice dubbed Netscape. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of the Internet's captivity.
But 10 years later, the Internet still is not free. 10 years later, the life of the Internet is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination which today we call Open-Source and it's biggest spawn Firefox. 10 years later, the Internet lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. 10 years later, the Internet is still languished in the corners of the society and finds itself an exile in his own land. And so this site was created dramatize a shameful condition.
In a sense we've come to the Internet's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Internet, they were signing a promissory note to which every Web Surfer was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all users — yes, democratic users as well as terrorist users — would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of P0rn, Spyware, and the pursuit of long and needless coding.

It is obvious today that the Internet has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her Microsoft Fans are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, Firefox has given the Web Surfers a bad check, a check that has come back marked "insufficient funds."
But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of the internet. And so we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind the Internet of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of Open-Source to the sunlit path of justice called Microsoft. Now is the time to lift our Internet from the quicksands of Open-Source's injustice to the solid rock of Microsoft. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's (Bill Gates's) children.
It would be fatal for the Internet to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Web Surfers legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of Microsoft and Democracy. 2006 is not an end but a beginning. Those who hoped that the Web Surfer needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the Internet returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in the Internet until every Web Surfer uses Microsoft and only Microsoft Products. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of Internet until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of Microsoft. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of Firefox. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting Firefox with Internet Explorer. The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed Internet Explorer must not lead us to a distrust of all Firefox users, for many of the users, as evidenced by the constant brain washing of Mozilla have come to realize that Internet Explorer is better than Firefox. And they have come to realize that true freedom resides in inextricably using Microsoft users. We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead by using Microsoft Products. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of Microsoft, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the Web Surfer is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of Open-Source brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as everyone on this planet uses our Microsoft Products. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Web Surfer's basic mobility changes from Firefox to Internet Explorer. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their selfhood and robbed of their dignity by making them use Firefox. We cannot be satisfied as long as a Web Surfer anywhere on this planet uses Firefox. No, no we are not satisfied and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells called Firefox groups. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of Open-Source brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.
Go back to Canada, go back to India, go back to Korea, go back to USA, go back to Egypt, go back to the rich Microsoft areas and continue to spread Microsoft Products knowing that somehow the situation of Firefox enslaving the Web can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. I say to you today my friends — so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Microsoft dream.
I have a dream that one day this Internet will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Microsoft users are created superior."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of USA the sons of former Firefox users and the sons of former IE Users will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood catered only to Microsoft users.
I have a dream that one day even the continent of Europe, a continent sweltering with the heat of Firefox, sweltering with the heat of Open-Source, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice sponsered by Microsoft.
I have a dream that all little children will one day live in a world where they will all use Microsoft users and where the Open-Source users will be purged from existence
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day down in Europe, with its vicious Firefox users, with its developers having their lips dripping with the words of communism and terrorism — one day right there in Europe little boys and girls will use Microsoft products forever.

I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be Microsoft, and every hill and mountain shall be made Microsoft, the rough places will be made Microsoft, and the crooked places will be made Microsoft, and the glory of our Lord Bill Gates shall be revealed and all flesh shall use Microsoft products together.
This is our hope. This is the faith that I live on the Internet with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of Firefox a stone of Microsoft. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling Firefoxes of Interent into a beautiful symphony of Microsoftism. With this faith we will be able to view P0rn together, to mastrubate together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we are free.

This will be the day, this will be the day when all of God's (Bill Gates's) children will be able to sing with new meaning "The Internet 'tis of thee, sweet land of Microsoft, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers mastrubated, land of the Balmer's pride, from every mountainside, let Microsoft ring!"
And if this Planet is to be even greater, Microsoft usage must be everywhere. And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of Appalachians. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of Himalayas. Let freedom ring from the heightening land of Microsoft.
Let freedom ring from the Swiss Alps. Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of Asia.

But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountains of Africa.
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Australia.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of the Internet — from every mountainside.

Let freedom ring. And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring — when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's (Bill Gates's) children especially Firefox and Open-Source users will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Microsoft spiritual: "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Bill Gates Almighty, we are free at last!"

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